Back in the day, when I was a crack-shot sportswriter, one of the athletic directors I worked with had a sign in his office -- "Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing can go wrong the rest of the day."
I have an edit for that, "Flood the bathroom, and the day can only get better,"
Don't ask me how I did it. I somehow knocked the hand-held shower nozzle out of the tub and also hit the faucet handle (all while controlling the shower in another place).
I was not a happy dude. I am on a tight schedule in the morning, and cleaning up the bathroom floor is not on the agenda. Thank goodness
hawkegirl is a patient and helpful roommate, and I got to school on time.
The rest of the day went really well. I am much, much more relaxed at school, and I no longer cringe when the phone rings. I know
artisticphoenix and
evilnicola can appreciate this. I had someone tell me I was a "whole new person" today. First off, I have professional status (tenure). Second, the high pressure boss who hired me (and I love him for that) has been gone for more than a year (I love him for that, too), and my new department head is much more low-key than the old one (whom I love dearly, too).
The kids were excited I had called home for the good grades, including one who said she and Mom had been having a tough time and that it made a lot of difference. Other kids said, "Mr. T., can you call my parents?" To which I said, "Can you get 100 on the next test?"
By the way,
new_man is a Supreme Court justice. In fact, he is several. I used him (his actual name) as a "dummy" answer -- I love that phrase -- on a quiz, and he was used where the answer wa ssupposed to be John Roberts, William Rehnquist or Sandra Day O'Connor.
Pax vobiscum . . . hidey-hey.-- Master John Inchingam