Squeeing like a (sports) fanboy

Radio host Mike Felger: "Now we've go Bill on the line, and he wants to talk about Ozzie Guillen.

Me: "Hey, Mike. First-time, long-time. I understand your point that reporters have to deal with people they whack, but it's the word that bothers me. I don't think the reporter would use the word that begins with "s" to talk about Hispanic players, and no one's gonna use the n-word. It's not so much the criticism, it's the word."

Mike: "Thanks for the call, Bill.

Mike: "Ya know, I agree on the word. That's just not a word you use . . .

Mike's sidekick: "Yeah, I agree. You can criticize, but you should being using that word."

I WAS ON THE FRICKING RADIO!!!!!

Driving up Beacon Street!

The word is "fag," but it apparently doesn't bother the stupidhead commissioner that much because he only fined Guillen for calling a sports writer (who I guess is an asshole) a "fag."

More squeeage

Calontir Trim is coming to Great Northeastern War.

Boo-ya!

That means, as Forrest Gump would say, "sing-ing."

Drix will sing with me, even if you people won't.

"And the gold bird of prey will come and carry us away, and we'll never see our homeland again."

Latin Lessons!!!!

1. Consilium habemus.
2. Consilium callidum est.
3. Est tam callidum ut vinci bis.
4. Si caudatum, mustela sit.
5. Hoc est consilium farcimen.

1. We have a plan.
2. It is a clever plan.
3. It is too clever to fail twice.
4. It is so clever, you could slap a tail on it and call it a weasel.
5. This is a weinie plan.

I apologize if you do not understand this post. I am a multi-faceted geek.