I have been sent on a quest . . .

 
No shit, there I was. Saturday night at East Kingdom War Camp in Eisental.

We had just finished dinner, and I was getting a beer.

And the king says to me, he says:

"Liam, I am going to send you on a quest."

I replied that he was a busy man and that he really didn't need to do that.

But, he's the king.

"Liam, I want you to find a brewer from every kingdom in the Known World, and try a beer of theirs. Then you are to report the results to me."

Note: The only response available was, "Yes, Your Majesty."

So, I am seeking help on this quest. I may also be seeking "revenge" on those who conspired to make it happen.