Boosting the signal: Heraldic help needed at Crown

"Sure, Liam, you have the entire Known World on you friends list."


Greetings all!

In a bit less than one month, on October 25, in Lake George, NY, Their Majesties shall hold a Grand Tournament in the Shire of Glenn Linn to determine Their Heirs. We will need list heralds and list runners, at least eight of each. If you can attend Their Majesties' lists, please let me know
straightaways. Thank you.

- Rowen Cloteworthy, Troubadour Herald
Troubadour@EastKingdom.org

Wednesday night: Things got better toward the end of the day . . .

1. The morning was just craptastic -- as expected. But the afternoon meeting with kid went well, and I was at least partially responsible for that.

2. I was looking for a blowjob joke for dreda but I like this one a lot.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

Because they don't have balls.

3. And liadan_m needs to share some things you learn from having sons.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

It will, however, make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

4. One of my favorite baseball jokes:

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."

The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.

A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."

"What's the bad news?"

"You're pitching on Wednesday."

5. My new favorite phrase: "The three Ladies-In-Waiting of the Apocalypse."

6. I have spent  "4 days, 8 hours and 19 minutes" of my life logged into www.sportsjournalists.com  Kinda scary.

7. Just a reminder that polling recommendations are due by Oct. 15.