Please note: This is the first in a series of posts I am re-posting here after accidentally posting them on
themajordomo.I apologize to those who see them twice.
I made the mistake a couple of weeks ago of commenting that it seemed there were fewer memes on LiveJournal these days.
Yeah, OK.
Well, there have
not been a plethora of "Which Eastern Pelican are you?" posts, but there have been some old favorites popping up, including the "Say Resistance is futile and I will give you five questions to answer in your LJ" meme.
I got two sets so far.
I am fascinated.
They are both from peers, one from the East and one from Calontir. They are obviously long-time friends of mine, and what they decided to ask me was rather, well, similar.
These are from
marysdress:
1) Which Red Sox players would you trade before next season?
I am too attached to these guys to deliberately get rid of any of them. I would say that perhaps the single most important one to keep is Jason Varitek. You keep your captain at all costs. Also, sign Johnny Damon. Let him finish where he belongs.
2) If you were king (of the East), what would be your first act?
After I asked my queen for permission . . .
I would ask every bard in the kingdom to write a song in praise of the East or in praise of someone from the East and ask them to allow them all to be published.
Then, we would sing.
3) Pick one speech over the other - "we happy few" or "wet kisses that last three days".
Wet kisses, sadly, because Crash really meant it. Henry, I have come to realize, was not speaking literally.
4) Why is beer good?
Gee, look. A beer question.
It's tasty! (mostly) And more than that there are a wide varieties of extremely tasty beer. You don't get bored, and different brewers interpret it differently.
It's a social lubricant. (Yes, than can be bad, but it can also be good.) It's a commonality. Hey, let's have a beer! Let's talk about it over a beer.
As I mentioned in
evilnicola's word meme answer about history, I think it's a common denominator. Most folks have had a beer. They understand.
There's a great future for new beer drinkers. I love the look on folks' faces when I turn them on to something new. (Angus The Bruce lit up like a Christmas tree when I gave him something he was sure her wouldn't like.
5) What is one thing you haven't done and want to do in the next five years?
There are so many, many things I wish I could do. I want to go to Estrella and Gulf Wars (and Rowany). I want to go to a big-time college football game in the Midwest. I want to visit many places and do many things.
Most of all, I want to write the damned novel(s).
And these are from
snailstichr:1. What one piece of advice would you give a new Crown?
There are several cliches that pop to mind: "You rule because they believe," and "Apologize more loudly than you fart" are important, as is the idea that the person you are giving that AoA to may never be in court again. Make is fricking special.
But the most important advice I would give is "Sing with your people." [I wrote this before I answered No. 2 above]
2. What has baseball taught you about life?
To quote, as
marysdress did, "Bull Durham," "Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains."
In truth, it has taught me to think like that. There will be lows, and they will suck. There will be highs, and they will be glorious. In between you just gotta gut it out and bat .300.
3. What would you name the perfect beer (and, if you choose, what picture for the label)?
Well, Freeport Brewing has "Ex Wife Bitter Blonde" taken already. That's a good one.
(It's a pun on the beer style bitter and *not* a personal reference in any way shape or form.)
Well, it would be a dark, thick stout, probably with coffee in it.
Bulldog Bill's Yirgacheffe Stout: "Chew on this."
The cover would have either this guy:

Or this fella:

The label would look like a coffee label, ala Green Mountain/
4. What real world attraction (not a family obligation like a wedding) would be worth missing a friend's coronation?
(Did you know that Nataliia and I had to miss Tibor's Pelican because we had to take state teacher tests?)
Honestly, the closer the friend, the fewer things. This one's family, but when Leonete becomes queen, I cannot think of anything that would keep me away.
I would skip even family events for certain friends, and there are a couple of people I would fly across the country to see elevated to royalty. There's at least one knighthood I would fly to the West Coast to see, no matter what. I hope that one is at Pennsic.
5. What art or science would you like to practice if money/talent/storage space/time were not a factor?
I would like to make stained glass in the period manner.