Only in my world

So I call the local Census Bureau center to take the mandatory test.

Census Bureau Guy: "And your name?"

Me: "Bill Toscano."

Census Bureau Guy: "Is this Liam?"

Me: "Yeah. Who's this?

Census Bureau Guy: "This is Asgar."

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