Real content is for later . . .

I filched this from silk_noir.

Your instructions:

If you are reading this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

What can I do for you?

On Wednesday, I will be celebrating my 51st birthday and "celebrating" nine weeks of searching for a new job.

Today has been a day of focusing on the latter, and while some of you have seen this list before, I wanted to share it with everyone.

So, Liam, what kind of full-time work are you qualified for?

Teaching History Social Studies in public schools
Teaching English and related subjects in private schools
Newspaper reporting and editing.
Web writing, editing and social-networking
Public relations
Directing various types of non-profits
Fund-raising
Grant writing
Corporate communications
Some types of technical writing

My resume is available for anyone who wants to see it.

So, Liam, you have said you are freelancing. What kinds of things can you do for me or people I know?

Resumes
Newsletters
Press releases
Editing
Pre-writing your obituary
Newspaper, magazine, web articles
Social-networking coordination
Publicity
Fund-raising
Tutoring
Photography (I will gladly do portraits, family photos, etc. I will be at Coronation and EKU/Knight School).
Web-site critiques
Letters of complaint, etc.

Please pass any of this on.