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Jan. 18th, 2006 03:31 pmThis was ganked from
baronessmartha, who is one of the "Northern Ravens" and had a rocking Northern Army LJ icon.
Shag Foreign Fighters
by The Northern Ravens
(To the tune of "Wild Rover")
And it’s no, nay, Never,
No nay never no more!
Will I shag foreign fighters,
No never, no more!
I’ve traveled the known world,
North, south, east, and west.
I’ve found that the head in the East is the best.
The Mid is too frigid, Trimaris too crass,
And Atlantian knights don’t think this is funny.
Though Lochac is a long haul, the accents are cute
One day Northshield may learn what sex is aboot
I lost the coin toss, so Aethelmearc’s primed
Those asterisk bastards aren’t worth my time.
Outlandish sex may seem worth a try,
And I’ll try one Caidian before I die
Ansteorra is not quite as big as it thinks
And Meridies finishes before it blinks.
Artemisia is waiting in Atenveldt’s wings,
Calontir does not shag quite as well as it sings
Ealdormere is the home of the moose hatching grounds,
There’s them in the West that do it in rounds.
The boys of Gleann Ahbann , we’ve heard they get wild,
Drachenwald’s castles make up for their style.
If the Kingdoms all work hard they might pass the test,
I’ll stick with the East realm and shag with the best.
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Shag Foreign Fighters
by The Northern Ravens
(To the tune of "Wild Rover")
And it’s no, nay, Never,
No nay never no more!
Will I shag foreign fighters,
No never, no more!
I’ve traveled the known world,
North, south, east, and west.
I’ve found that the head in the East is the best.
The Mid is too frigid, Trimaris too crass,
And Atlantian knights don’t think this is funny.
Though Lochac is a long haul, the accents are cute
One day Northshield may learn what sex is aboot
I lost the coin toss, so Aethelmearc’s primed
Those asterisk bastards aren’t worth my time.
Outlandish sex may seem worth a try,
And I’ll try one Caidian before I die
Ansteorra is not quite as big as it thinks
And Meridies finishes before it blinks.
Artemisia is waiting in Atenveldt’s wings,
Calontir does not shag quite as well as it sings
Ealdormere is the home of the moose hatching grounds,
There’s them in the West that do it in rounds.
The boys of Gleann Ahbann , we’ve heard they get wild,
Drachenwald’s castles make up for their style.
If the Kingdoms all work hard they might pass the test,
I’ll stick with the East realm and shag with the best.