Random quotes to avoid doing stuff
Apr. 15th, 2006 02:38 pm1. A Russian proverb: "Education is light, lack of it darkness."
2. George Will, one of the greatest baseball writers around : "All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header."
3. A dog: Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
4. George Will, again: "Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal."
5. Will Lingo in Baseball America: "Can you even name ten movies with basketball or football as a major theme? After 'Hoop Dreams' and 'Brian's Song,' what have you got? 'The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh' and 'Necessary Roughness' is what."
6. Marty Feldman: "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
7. Ernest Hemingway: "They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason."
8. Mal, in the Firefly pilot : "We're still flying."
9. George Carlin: "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
10. JRR Tolkien: "Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no."
2. George Will, one of the greatest baseball writers around : "All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header."
3. A dog: Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
4. George Will, again: "Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all holes, or games, are created equal."
5. Will Lingo in Baseball America: "Can you even name ten movies with basketball or football as a major theme? After 'Hoop Dreams' and 'Brian's Song,' what have you got? 'The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh' and 'Necessary Roughness' is what."
6. Marty Feldman: "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
7. Ernest Hemingway: "They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason."
8. Mal, in the Firefly pilot : "We're still flying."
9. George Carlin: "Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
10. JRR Tolkien: "Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no."