1. So wrong I just won't post it: "House on Pooh Corner" filked to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun."
2. This is also wrong: I present to you, the LolCat Bible.
Genesis 1
1. Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat waz invisible, An he maded the skiez An da Urf, but he no eated it.
2. The Urfs wus witout shapez An wus dark An scary An stufs, An he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stufs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz cats can seez in teh dark An not tripz ovr nethin. an Ceiling Cat sayz u mus hav da moneyz 2 git da milkz.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. Teh evning An morning was teh first day.
You get the idea.
3. I knew she had talked about wrapping up the strip, but I have not been keeping completely up to date on Lynn Johnston.
From the Chicago Tribune:
In early September, fans of the comic strip "For Better or For Worse" began to notice that some of the strips departed in style from their usual appearance and seemed situated in another time. Newspapers around the country have been fielding questions from confused readers.
Indeed, creator Lynn Johnston had launched her plan -- unusual in the comic strip world -- to create a "hybrid" strip in which the present-day story would be minimal and strips from the past would be reprinted as flashbacks.
Her goal was to wrap up her characters' present-day plots by the beginning of September, she told the Tribune in January. After that, "we can probably choreograph a year's worth of work in a few days," she said then. This schedule would allow her to pursue some retirement plans, including spending more time with her husband of 32 years, a retired dentist, she said.
But two things happened to alter that scenario: She found it difficult to quickly resolve the myriad threads of her characters' lives -- and her husband left her.
"He fell in love with somebody else," Johnston said in a phone interview from her home in the Canadian city of Corbeil, Ontario. "It had been over a long period of time. I just -- " she paused, then continued, "well, it's a surprise."
4. Editor & Publisher lists the top newspaper web sites in terms of unique monthly visitors.
The top 20
(I have bolded the ones I read daily, and italicized the one's I read on a fairly regular basis.) No, this is not a meme.
NYTimes.com
washingtonpost.com
USATODAY.com
LA Times -- 4,971
Wall Street Journal Online
SFGate.com/San Francisco Chronicle
Boston.com
Chicago Tribune
(NY) Daily News Online Edition
Newsday
New York Post
The Houston Chronicle
Chicago Sun-Times
Village Voice
Atlanta Journal-Constitution
The Seattle Times
Azcentral.com
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
DallasNews.com - The Dallas Morning News
(South Florida) Sun-Sentinel