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1. Anyone interested in a commission for some cartoon artwork?
We are looking for something that illustrates the concept of "Ninja Mammoths."
Also, you might be familiar with Heather Dale's song, "Trelawney"
We'd like someone to illustrate "20,000 Cornish Hens would know the reason why."
Yes, we need lives.
2. Odd experience this morning. Walk up just after 5 a.m. and could not get back to sleep. My left knee was in serious pain, and my lower legs were all tensed up and painful. I got up, had a little to drink and took a couple of ibuprofren. I woke up a little more than an hout later, felt refreshed and was pain free.
3. In which Curt Schilling lets us know what he really thinks. ;)
You might not agree with everything he says, but goodness, he *does* say it.
On Roger Clemens: "Just like I stated about Jose, if that is the case with Roger, the 4 CyYoungs should go to the rightful winners and the numbers should go away if he cannot refute the accusations."
On Barry Bonds: "That was where I first met Barry. We had a chance to talk a bit but I listened much more than I spoke (my how times have changed). I obviously respected the player, who wouldn’t? That next year we were playing against SF and he hit a home run in the bottom of the 9th inning off of me to tie a game (1993), and stood at home plate forabout 3 days. I made a few comments and he did his thing. I stopped being much of a fan at that point. "
4. An illustration of the phrase "God is an iron:"
Associated Press, I assume
NEW YORK - Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.
Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas
Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.
"I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her
decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.
"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.
5. The things you find on the Intrawebs:
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours -- all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man!Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?
And thus, the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass . . . .
There's a classic!
We are looking for something that illustrates the concept of "Ninja Mammoths."
Also, you might be familiar with Heather Dale's song, "Trelawney"
We'd like someone to illustrate "20,000 Cornish Hens would know the reason why."
Yes, we need lives.
2. Odd experience this morning. Walk up just after 5 a.m. and could not get back to sleep. My left knee was in serious pain, and my lower legs were all tensed up and painful. I got up, had a little to drink and took a couple of ibuprofren. I woke up a little more than an hout later, felt refreshed and was pain free.
3. In which Curt Schilling lets us know what he really thinks. ;)
You might not agree with everything he says, but goodness, he *does* say it.
On Roger Clemens: "Just like I stated about Jose, if that is the case with Roger, the 4 CyYoungs should go to the rightful winners and the numbers should go away if he cannot refute the accusations."
On Barry Bonds: "That was where I first met Barry. We had a chance to talk a bit but I listened much more than I spoke (my how times have changed). I obviously respected the player, who wouldn’t? That next year we were playing against SF and he hit a home run in the bottom of the 9th inning off of me to tie a game (1993), and stood at home plate forabout 3 days. I made a few comments and he did his thing. I stopped being much of a fan at that point. "
4. An illustration of the phrase "God is an iron:"
Associated Press, I assume
NEW YORK - Lynne Spears' book about parenting has been delayed indefinitely, her publisher said Wednesday.
Lindsey Nobles, a spokeswoman for Christian book publisher Thomas
Nelson Inc., said Wednesday that the memoir by the mother of Britney Spears was put on hold last week. She declined to comment on whether the delay was connected to the revelation that Spears' 16-year-old daughter, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.
"I can tell you that we are standing behind Lynne and supporting her
decision to be with her family at this time," Nobles told The Associated Press.
"Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" was initially scheduled for release May 11, Mother's Day. Spears, the mother of three children with ex-husband Jamie Spears, had been working with a Michigan-based freelancer since March on the memoir chronicling Spears' experiences raising a family in the public eye.
5. The things you find on the Intrawebs:
Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours -- all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says, "Yo, fat man!Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?
And thus, the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass . . . .
There's a classic!
