An addendum to the PETA post

The Arrogant Worms have a point:

Listen up Brothers and Sisters
Come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail

Vegetables live in oppresion
served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight

Salads are only for murderers
Kole-slaw a Fascist regieme
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Juse cause a radish can't scream

Chorus
I've heard the screams of the vegetables
(Screams, screams, screams)
Watching their skins being peeled
(Having their insides revealed)
Ridded and steamed without mercy
(Burning off calories)
How do you think that feals
(Bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot Juice constitutes murder
(And that's a real crime)
Greenhouse a prison for slaves
(Let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening
(It's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade
(Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)

I saw a man eating celery
So I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll bite him clean in two

Im a political prisoner
Trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me
This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower

Chorus:
I've heare the screams of the vegetables
(Screams, screams, screams)
Watching their skins being peeled
(Having their insides revealed)
Ridded and steamed without mercy
(Burning off calories)
How do you think that feals
(Bet it hurts really bad)
Carrot Juice constitutes murder
(And that's a real crime)
Greenhouse a prison for slaves
(Let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening
(It's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade
(Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)

How low as people do we dare to stew
Making young broccolies bleed in the soup
Untie your beans,
Uncage your tomatoes,
Let potted plants free,
Don't mash that potato

Whoa... whoa... whoa...

Chorus
I've heare the screams of the vegetables
(Screams, screams, screams)
Watching their skins being peeled
(Those in the stir fry are sealed) ?
ridded and steamed without mercy
(You fat gourmet scum)
How do you think that feals
(Leave them out in the fields)
Carrot Juice constitutes murder
(Be-ets genocide) ?
Greenhouse a prison for slaves
(Yes your composts are grey) ?
It's time to stop all this gardening
(Take up macrame)
Let's call a spade a spade
(Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)